I made up a song last night during a heavy pasta dinner, inspired by a plant mom received from a friend. Sing in Thor-styled metal high pitched voice with LOTS of vibrato:
When mommy wakes up she gets shocked -
her jade turned 40 years old in the night.
Collector! from El Salvador!
She doesn't know if her talent is any use,
Because she knows that she's a jade collector - jade collector.
And she knows something...she knows her thing
(guitar solo)
chorus:
She's a jade collecTOR
From El SalvaDOR
She's definitely a jade collector from El Salvador
She doesn't collect ferns...she kisses her jade goodnight
3 comments:
What colorful lyrics! Davey Havok would adore this song, I think. When are you recording the demo?!
Will you let your Dad be drummer in your backing band? Or are you looking for a younger, better-looking crew?
When you start playing concerts, maybe Jakie could be in charge of security.. I've seen him wrestle boys twice his size to the ground without breaking a sweat.. XXX
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